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Seven Wonders !
WHEN “GOD”, THE COSMIC TECHIE EXTRAORDINAIRE, ASSEMBLED HIS CREATION ON EARTH, (S)HE PUT FORTH THESE SEVEN WONDERS IN THE SYSTEM TO MAKE OUR WORLD A TRULY COLORFUL PLACE :
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forget about you the moment you turn them off.
Forget about you the moment you turn them off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Make
horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called ‘WIFE’.
Once they enter in your system, don’t leave
even after format… 
EACH SERVES A PURPOSE AND THERE ARE NO MISTAKES !
Chocolatey equipoise !
Welcome to the 21st Century !
Welcome to the 21st Century
Our Phone ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Car ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Dress ~ Sleevless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Realtionship ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Feeling ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is Becoming LESS.
But Still, Our Hopes Are ~ Endless
Dress ~ Sleevless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Realtionship ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Feeling ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is Becoming LESS.
But Still, Our Hopes Are ~ Endless
Height of hypochondria !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
PAINFUL THOUGHT..:(
.
.
SOMEWHERE..
.
.
.
SOMEONE
IS FLIRTING WITH MY FUTURE
WIFE !! :p
WIFE !! :p
Ek kiss ka kissa !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Definition of “KISS” from
educational point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 pairs of Lips…!
.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than
the
SUPPLY…!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process
of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time…!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like
a LAN, in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE…!
.
.
.
Class Over
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than
the
SUPPLY…!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process
of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time…!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like
a LAN, in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE…!
.
.
.
Class Over
Santa ka techie-tabbar !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Once santa’s friend went to his
home and asked him to introduce his family.
Santa introduces:
“Yeh meri biwi GOOGLE KAUR,
ek sawal pucho 10 jawab deti hai. .
Yeh mera beta FACEBOOK SINGH,
ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai.. :p .
ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai.. :p .
Aur yeh meri beti TWITTER KAUR,
pura muhalla raat din follow karta hai ise.. 
Free ki Hawa-baazi !
Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.13)
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
Mehul:
My I.T return
has been sent
back to me becoz
in response to Ques :
“Do u have anyone
dependant on U ?”
I had replied,
“2 million
illegal immigrants
1 million crackheads
4 million unemployed
9 lac criminals in
85 prisons
& 769 idiots
in Parliament.”
They said
this was not an
acceptable answer
So what should I be doing now?
Me : Asking yourself, “Who the hell
did I miss out ?”
Lousy mousie !
Won’t play with us !