Mehul:
My I.T return
has been sent
back to me becoz
in response to Ques :
“Do u have anyone
dependant on U ?”
I had replied,
“2 million
illegal immigrants
1 million crackheads
4 million unemployed
9 lac criminals in
85 prisons
& 769 idiots
in Parliament.”
They said
this was not an
acceptable answer
So what should I be doing now?
Me : Asking yourself, “Who the hell
did I miss out ?”
Mehul : Agar paratha aur pizza ko 10 th floor se ek saath niche fekenge to dono mese pehle kon niche girega ????
Me : Pizza.
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MEHUL
A sardar suffered
severe headache,
consulted a Dr. who
prescribed a cure ¤
The Sardar
decanted a bottle
of Gin into his anus
& felt instant relief ¤
Soon, news spread &
any Sardar suffering
from H-E-A-D-A-C-H-E
started following
dis T-R-E-A-T-M-E-N-T
and Getting relief ¤
Finally,
a new researcher
tracked the origin of
dis therapy & located
the original Sardar ¤
When asked
how he got d idea,
he revealed that his
D~O~C~T~O~R had
prescribed ANAL-GIN !
What’s your fun-Doctor opinion ?
This eminently proves the great utility of following doctor’s advice literally !
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Socho Santa Ne Kya Jawab Diya Hoga!
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
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MEHUL : Agar pareshaani ka talluq DIMAG se hota hai to …..
logon ko HEART ATTACK kyon aata hai?
ME : Agar ishq ka talluq DIL se hota hai to …..
pyaar mein log PAGAL kyun hote hain ?!!!
( Kuch samajh mein aaya ? DIL aur DIMAG laga kar bataiyega !!! )
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
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MEHUL : There are only 2 four letter words that are offensive to men:
“Don’t” & “Stop” !
ME : Right.
Unless they are said together!!!
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
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MEHUL : Makers of Viagra have made a new Ad paying huge royalty to the producers of ‘Amar, Akbar, Anthony’ for a song.
Can you guess the song?
ME : Of course.
Unhorny ko Horny kar de, Horny ko aur Horny!
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
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MEHUL A fat lady told her doctor : “What I am really worried about is not my weight, but my height. According to my weight, my height should be about 7.5 feet.”
As a fun doctor, what’s your view?
ME It’s a very lofty thought from someone capable of throwing her weight around but unwilling to do so!!!
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
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MEHUL Anna’s movement against Corruption seems to be fizzling out again!
Kya is ‘Bhrashtachaar’ ko kuch le de kar band nahi karwaya ja sakta?
ME Why not?
Anna bhi to is ‘Bhrasht Achaar’ ke lene or dene walon ko band karwana chaahte hain!
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
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MEHUL I came across this Hilarious One Liner today: “If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut”!
ME And then 
you didn’t (keep your mouth shut) !