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Laaloo bhai chale USA !

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(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)

 

Laaloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA.

Few days later he got this reply :

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirement.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call will be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amareeca mein naukri mil gayi hai.”

Everyone was delighted. He continued “Ab hum aap sab ko apna Appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa. Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga.”

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya

You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho :D

our requirement -humko to zarurat hai :p

Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin x)

No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai :P

will be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi xD

Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohaar Bilvaa :D =D :P

Man Smart, machine smarter !

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(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
There was once a man who had pain in his elbow. When he went to the doctor, he was greeted by a large computer that said “urine sample, please!”

The man who had the urine sample with him handed it to the computer, which immediately responded “tennis elbow, collect your prescription please & check back in a week!”

Next time the man decided to joke with the computer, so he had with him his wife’s, daughter’s and son’s urine samples and he also mixed it up with a little semen of his own. After he mixed it, he went back to the computer. The machine received the samples and the man laughed.
After a while, the computer says “your son is on drugs, your daughter is pregnant, your wife is cheating and if you do not stop jerking off soon you will never get rid of the tennis elbow!”

The feel better prescription !

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An all in one prescription !

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(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.

The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled.

Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a railroad pass. Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park, and once into the symphony. He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.

One day, he mislaid it. His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano, and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music!!!