SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

Mehul:
My I.T return
has been sent
back to me becoz
in response to Ques :
“Do u have anyone
dependant on U ?”
I had replied,
“2 million
illegal immigrants
1 million crackheads
4 million unemployed
9 lac criminals in
85 prisons
& 769 idiots
in Parliament.”

They said
this was not an
acceptable answer

So what should I be doing now?

Me : Asking yourself, “Who the hell
did I miss out ?”