My daily bed banter !

Seven Wonders !

WHEN “GOD”, THE COSMIC TECHIE EXTRAORDINAIRE, ASSEMBLED HIS CREATION ON EARTH, (S)HE PUT FORTH THESE SEVEN WONDERS IN THE SYSTEM TO MAKE OUR WORLD A TRULY COLORFUL PLACE :

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forget about you the moment you turn them off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Make horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called ‘WIFE’.
Once they enter in your system, don’t leave
even after format… :x :P

EACH SERVES A PURPOSE AND THERE ARE NO MISTAKES !

Chocolatey equipoise !

Welcome to the 21st Century !

Welcome to the 21st Century

Our Phone ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Car ~ Keyless

Food ~ Fatless
Dress ~ Sleevless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Realtionship ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Feeling ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is Becoming LESS.
But Still, Our Hopes Are ~ Endless :)

Height of hypochondria !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
PAINFUL THOUGHT..:(
.
.
SOMEWHERE..
.
.
SOMEONE
IS FLIRTING WITH MY FUTURE
WIFE !! :p

Ek kiss ka kissa !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Definition of “KISS” from
educational point of view.

MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 pairs of Lips…!

.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than
the
SUPPLY…!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process
of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time…!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like
a LAN, in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE…!
.
.
.
Class Over

Santa ka techie-tabbar !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Once santa’s friend went to his
home and asked him to introduce his family.

Santa introduces:

“Yeh meri biwi GOOGLE KAUR,
ek sawal pucho 10 jawab deti hai. .
Yeh mera beta FACEBOOK SINGH,
ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai.. :p .

Aur yeh meri beti TWITTER KAUR,
pura muhalla raat din follow karta hai ise.. :P :D

Free ki Hawa-baazi !

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.13)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

 

Mehul:
My I.T return
has been sent
back to me becoz
in response to Ques :
“Do u have anyone
dependant on U ?”
I had replied,
“2 million
illegal immigrants
1 million crackheads
4 million unemployed
9 lac criminals in
85 prisons
& 769 idiots
in Parliament.”

They said
this was not an
acceptable answer

So what should I be doing now?

Me : Asking yourself, “Who the hell
did I miss out ?”

Lousy mousie !

Won’t play with us !