Don’t worry, be happy !
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For the GenNext Langotiyaas !
TWICE THE FUN. (Half the fun is getting in them, the other half is up to you!)
Vicky Donor ki toh nikal padi !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Gang of Sardars
broke into a Bank ¤
But they found
Small Bottles
of Chilled LASSI
instead of Cash !
They Drank and Left ¤
Next day’s NEWS :
SPERM BANK ROBBED ¤
Pain in the neck => Headache !
Fair (Sex) Warning !
Sabhi
viva-hit
bhaiyon se
anurodh hai
ki aaj ka din
sadbhavna or
thande dimag
se kaam le !
Bhukhi Sherni
khatarnak
saabit ho sakti hai !
Happy Karvachauth.
~ Janhit me ja
ari
My daily bed banter !
Seven Wonders !
WHEN “GOD”, THE COSMIC TECHIE EXTRAORDINAIRE, ASSEMBLED HIS CREATION ON EARTH, (S)HE PUT FORTH THESE SEVEN WONDERS IN THE SYSTEM TO MAKE OUR WORLD A TRULY COLORFUL PLACE :
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forget about you the moment you turn them off.
Forget about you the moment you turn them off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Make
horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called ‘WIFE’.
Once they enter in your system, don’t leave
even after format… 
EACH SERVES A PURPOSE AND THERE ARE NO MISTAKES !
Chocolatey equipoise !
Welcome to the 21st Century !
Welcome to the 21st Century
Our Phone ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Car ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Dress ~ Sleevless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Realtionship ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Feeling ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is Becoming LESS.
But Still, Our Hopes Are ~ Endless
Dress ~ Sleevless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Realtionship ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Feeling ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is Becoming LESS.
But Still, Our Hopes Are ~ Endless
Height of hypochondria !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
PAINFUL THOUGHT..:(
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.
SOMEWHERE..
.
.
.
SOMEONE
IS FLIRTING WITH MY FUTURE
WIFE !! :p
WIFE !! :p