Qs. What’s the best way to keep a moron busy?
Ans. Handing him a piece of paper with “P.T.O” written on either side!
And now, my (adapted ) limerick to explain the above:
I handed him over, a piece of paper
With ‘P.T.O’ written on either side
It kept him busy
Though rather uneasy
As he turned it over, until he died!