(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Laaloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA.
Few days later he got this reply :
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirement.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call will be entertained.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-
“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amareeca mein naukri mil gayi hai.”
Everyone was delighted. He continued “Ab hum aap sab ko apna Appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa. Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga.”
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement -humko to zarurat hai :p
Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin x)
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
will be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi xD
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohaar Bilvaa =D