Tum mujhe yun bhula na paaoge !

‘Coz all time is NOW time !

The well concealed secret !

My kick ass Chinese !

Don’t worry, be happy !

For the GenNext Langotiyaas !

TWICE THE FUN. (Half the fun is getting in them, the other half is up to you!)

Vicky Donor ki toh nikal padi !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)

Gang of Sardars
broke into a Bank ¤

But they found
Small Bottles
of Chilled LASSI
instead of Cash !

They Drank and Left ¤

Next day’s NEWS :

Pain in the neck => Headache !

Fair (Sex) Warning !

bhaiyon se
anurodh hai
ki aaj ka din
sadbhavna or
thande dimag
se kaam le !

Bhukhi Sherni
saabit ho sakti hai !

Happy Karvachauth.

~ Janhit me jaari