Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.6) !

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

STATUTORY WARNING: THOSE AVERSE TO RISQUE & RUSTIC, REFRAIN !

 

MEHUL :  Makers of Viagra have made a new Ad paying huge royalty to the producers of ‘Amar, Akbar, Anthony’ for a song.
Can you guess the song?

ME :  Of course.
Unhorny ko Horny kar de, Horny ko aur Horny!

NetLantean swallow !

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.5)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

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MEHUL    A fat lady told her doctor : “What I am really worried about is not my weight, but my height. According to my weight, my height should be about 7.5 feet.”
As a fun doctor, what’s your view?

ME     It’s a very lofty thought from someone capable of throwing her weight around but unwilling to do so!!!

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.4)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

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MEHUL    Anna’s movement against Corruption seems to be fizzling out again!
Kya is ‘Bhrashtachaar’ ko kuch le de kar band nahi karwaya ja sakta?

ME   Why not?
Anna bhi to is ‘Bhrasht Achaar’ ke lene or dene walon ko band karwana chaahte hain!
 

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.3)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

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MEHUL   I came across this Hilarious One Liner today: “If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut”!

ME    And then you didn’t (keep your mouth shut) !

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.2)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

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MEHUL   Advice to Citizens of India:
Don’t Cheat
Don’t steal
Don’t Lie
Don’t Smuggle

Becoz

Govt. of India
Hates Competition!

ME    Is that why
Citizens of India
are trying to give the Govt.
a fresh course
in Compe(tence)Tution
under Headmaster  ANNA!!!

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.1)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

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MEHUL  Thank GOD
that tears are
C O LO R L E S S

Otherwise
If they had
Different Colors
for
Different Feelings

The Pillow would
have revealed many
$~E~C~R~E~T~$ !

ME   But what would have revealed VICTORIA’S  $~E~C~R~E~T~$ ?

PILLOWS or LINGERIE?!!!

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.0)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

STATUTORY WARNING: THOSE AVERSE TO RISQUE & RUSTIC, REFRAIN !

MEHUL  Here is some latest Shaayari from the pen of N.D.Tiwari:

“Mai to akele
hi chala tha
is duniya ke
hasin raasto par

Magar
DNA jaanch
hoti gayi aur
P A R I V A A R
b~a~d~h~t~a  gaya!”

ME    Wah kya pardafaash shaayari hai!
Desh ki badhti  P~O~P~U~L~A~T~I~O~N  ka Raaz ab khul hi gaya!