(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a  dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank  of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening  to his Walkman!