Aaj ki Draupadi !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)

Two girls are traveling in a train:
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.

 

UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu
bola:

JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA DENA..!

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