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Monthly Archives: September 2012
Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.12)
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
Mehul : Agar paratha aur pizza ko 10 th floor se ek saath niche fekenge to dono mese pehle kon niche girega ????
Me : Pizza.
Mehul: Woh kyon?
Me : Kyun ki Pizza fast food hai !!!
The ideal all-in-one hubby!
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Who is an Ideal Husband????
The man who looks like
Tom Cruise,
Earns like
Lakshmi Mittal,and
Lakshmi Mittal,and
Obeys commands like
Manmohan Singh!!!
Ancestral t(r)ail !
Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.11)
SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!
STATUTORY WARNING: THOSE AVERSE TO RISQUE & RUSTIC, REFRAIN !
Truly An EYE OPENER :
MEHUL
A Woman has
Sued a Hospital
Stating that After
Recent Treatment
Her Husband had
Lost Interest in Sex
The Doctors Replied
~ All We Did Was
Correct His EyeSight !
ME
Ankhein khol di us bechaari ki bhi !
Half is full truth !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
The editor of a small weekly newspaper, annoyed at legislation that had recently been passed, ran a scathing editorial under the headline: HALF OFOUR LEGISLATORS ARE CROOKS.
Many prominent local politicians were outraged and tremendous pressure was exerted on him to retract the statement.
He finally succumbed to the pressure and ran an apology with the headline:HALF OF OUR LEGISLATORS ARE NOT CROOKS !!!
Pyaar ka instant recharge !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain……:
.
Boy: Thik hai, RECHARGE se start karte hain….
Girl: Janu ab mazaq bhi nahi kar sakti
kya ?
Aaj ki Draupadi !
(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Two girls are traveling in a train:
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu
bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO
MUJHE UTHA DENA..!