Ek kiss ka kissa !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Definition of “KISS” from
educational point of view.

MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 pairs of Lips…!

.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than
the
SUPPLY…!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process
of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time…!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like
a LAN, in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE…!
.
.
.
Class Over

Santa ka techie-tabbar !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
Once santa’s friend went to his
home and asked him to introduce his family.

Santa introduces:

“Yeh meri biwi GOOGLE KAUR,
ek sawal pucho 10 jawab deti hai. .
Yeh mera beta FACEBOOK SINGH,
ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai.. :p .

Aur yeh meri beti TWITTER KAUR,
pura muhalla raat din follow karta hai ise.. :P :D

Free ki Hawa-baazi !

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.13)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

 

Mehul:
My I.T return
has been sent
back to me becoz
in response to Ques :
“Do u have anyone
dependant on U ?”
I had replied,
“2 million
illegal immigrants
1 million crackheads
4 million unemployed
9 lac criminals in
85 prisons
& 769 idiots
in Parliament.”

They said
this was not an
acceptable answer

So what should I be doing now?

Me : Asking yourself, “Who the hell
did I miss out ?”

Lousy mousie !

Won’t play with us !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Testy teenager !

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.12)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

Mehul : Agar paratha aur pizza ko 10 th floor se ek saath niche fekenge to dono mese pehle kon niche girega ????

Me : Pizza.

Mehul: Woh kyon?
Me : Kyun ki Pizza fast food hai !!!

The ideal all-in-one hubby!

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)

Who is an Ideal Husband????

The man who looks like
Tom Cruise,

Earns like
Lakshmi Mittal,and

Obeys commands like
Manmohan Singh!!!

Ancestral t(r)ail !

Mehul-n-Me fun Maska! (V.11)

SANTA-n-BANTA STYLE BANTERING WITH MY FUN-FRIEND MEHUL!

STATUTORY WARNING: THOSE AVERSE TO RISQUE & RUSTIC, REFRAIN !

Truly An EYE OPENER :

MEHUL
A Woman has
Sued a Hospital
Stating that After
Recent Treatment
Her Husband had
Lost Interest in Sex

The Doctors Replied
~ All We Did Was
Correct His EyeSight !

ME 
Ankhein khol di us bechaari ki bhi !