Mr. Lawyer NoBrainer !

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)

Lawyer- Before the death certificate was signed, had you taken the pulse ?

Pathologist- No.

Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?

Pathologist – No.

Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?

Pathologist – No.

Lawyer – So, when the death certificate was signed you weren’t actually sure he was dead, were you ?

Pathologist – Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

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