Coffee & Coke!

(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, ‘What is that shiny object?’
The clerk replies, ‘That is a thermos flask.’
The sardar then asks, ‘What does it do?’
The clerk responds, ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.’
The sardar says, ‘I’ll take it!’
The next day, he walks into his office with his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks, ‘What is that shiny object with you?’
He says, ‘It’s a thermos flask.’
The boss then says,’What does it do?’
He replies, ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.’
The boss says, ‘Wow, what do you have in it?’
The sardar replies, ‘Two cups of coffee and a coke.’

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